What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
09.06.2025 00:07

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?
HELLO
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
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{RING} {RING}
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
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ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
After a few moments he returns.
Yes sir it is.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Sure no problem officer.